Woudent You Be My Validtime??

happy VALIDTIMES! VALIDTIMES is where you love sumone. loving sumone means they gift you flours and choclit and cannedy and complements. their called validtimes bc they realy are. peter likes to be my validtime probly.

here are some of my other ones.

jenny anniston is a validtime i have. we went on a date on validtimes. it was with some F-R-E-D-S. it was The One Where Its Validtimes.

jenny lowpez is my necst other validtime. we did a date where we plan her wedding. its ok bc shes a jurzygurl. and shes giggly.

heres another jenny i dont know what it is. its from googol.

heres another one, pammy and her son. for validtimes we all just watched the bay for a wile.

sumthing i have been doing laitly is teeching chess. chess is where you win. you have peaces and they kill eechuther. the bessed peace is the pauns.

their the bessed bc your upownent wont notise if you take theirs off the bored when their not looking. espeshialy if your upownents peter.

how you win is Checkmade. you do Checkmade when you take their king!, but they half to be looking. anuther thing you half to take is terns, which is anoying. it means you half to yell at them to make them just move alreddy. i am a pritty good teecher. i still havent even lossed.

resently was PREZIDENSE DAY! its when you sellabrate the prezidense. its amaizing when you think how almost evryone whos bin prezident has bin ded. their are only a cupple left. one of the bessed ones was Jorge Washing Tin. he was the firsed prezident bc their was alreddy a king in Englind. so out of rispect for the king Jorge was prezident insted, which is like a king ecsept you make peeple think their in charge. but you are realy.

anuther good prezident was Aibra Hamlinkin. he sed the Romancipashion Praclimashion so that evryone could do ennything they feel like, even if their knee grows. before the RP sum peeple had to have jobs they dident like that dident even pay vary much. now its only if they feel like it.

one more thing happend sinse my last blog. it was GROUNDHOGSTAY. their cald groundhogs bc they take up all the ground so no one else can live their. wile their in the ground they make it cold. once evry yeer they send one lucky hog to see if evryones still mad at them. so he comes up and if we look madly then he and all the other hogs stay in the ground a wile longer and keep making it cold. if we look ok then all the hogs spring out of the ground and so its spring now. they were mad this yeer. espeshialy in shicago.

today i had an omlit. an omlit has baby chikins in it wich is the bessed part. in a wile they grow up inside you and becum chikins and thats why omlits are so filling. so when sumone says wich came firsed the chikin or the egg? you can say oviously the egg bc wear else would the chikin come from? its a dum queschin realy.

ok thats enuff i gess. in a wile i will be going on a ROGUE TRIP so stay tooned! freddy out!

Sumtimes you just gotta blog!

its not like im even tired. i just dont want to sleep yet.

if anyones wondering why im wearing a swetter its b/c im cold. and if your wondering why im wearing Peters swetter its b/c its right here.

i have been watching a new TV show that i will tell you. its called MADMEN. MADMEN is about a long time ago and what they did then. Darn Draper is a "men" who does addfortyzing, which is when you think of argiuments for why something is good, like b/c babes like it. and then evryone likes it. Darn is a More-man b/c he has three wives. his one wife is the one with his kids. his necst one is a hippy whos friends cant afford to shave or wear nice cloves like Darn who always has a soot on even at night. his last one is from a dapartment store. it is called MADMEN b/c i dont really know why. it is like LOSSED. when i watch i feel MAD because i dont know whats about to happen!

i have also been reading a new book. it is called Ketchup In The Ry. it is about Holdin. Holdin is smarter then evryone. he knows they are fonys (like how when someones on a fone it is fake b/c it is just their voice). he has a hat like my hat acshualy.



Holdin doesnt care what anyone thinks, not even his sister. he thinks about a field with lots of bread in it and how there are lots of kids running around there near a cliff how he would help them. since i am a Lifecart i think it is good that he wanted to keep them from falling off. but also he didnt acshually do it. your suppost to think it AND do it. and not just wonder around in New Yourk all the time. you dont have to scrape words off the wall b/c who reads walls? and you dont have to worry about the ducks b/c ducks go and ducks come and who cares anyway.

TAKE OFF MY SHIRT PETER!!!

maybe Holdin is acshualy a fony too. like maybe he doesnt keep the kids bloods from getting all over the ry bread (ketchup) b/c maybe he would fall off too (of the cliff). that is why i dont always jump in the pool as a lifecart when i see something moving and scary. but also b/c its just a leaf. and b/c its hard to swim when you dont realy feel like it.

tired!

Listmas Time!

lot of updates to do!  this is like a up dubble date because of how much there is.  but i had been busy.  you will see.

first was THANKSGIVEN which is not that great of a holladay because you dont get anything so what to thank about? ecsept turkeys and pi and swetters.  it really is just a time to think about how little you really have.  but i guess you can still thank for things that you have that other people dont like clothes and coolness and smarts, and for things you are hoping to have like vidios.  but i think ppl sometimes forget that the main thing is that it is the day Jezus started America.  it happened a long time ago and started in Isreal.  we are mostly supposed to be thanking for the US foundering father so thanks!

i do not know why they are called finals because they are not fine.  espeshly when you did not do anything.  i think that it is prejadissing people who did not do work because they do not get an aye.  they might even get an eff.  but i have heard some schools are getting better about it.  not wheatin really.

it is my favorite time of years!  IT IS LISTMAS ALMOST!  i can hardly even talk about it.  it is where good little coons get things on their list like toys and selfoams with innernet and bad little coons get things they didnt want like socks and charitys.  sometimes i get swept up in the huplah and almost forget the reason for the seizin.  but then a .comercial comes on and it is fine.  i am not sure how it all started but i think its Jezus again, when he was born he got presents and we are sposed to be like him.  he got really good ones too.  like gold and a russian space station maybe and a frankenstein.  i cant wait.

i am sposed to get something for peter.  hurry what should i do or make?  it doesnt have to be hard.  i could even do the thing he gave last year for me.  he would not remember and like it.  he does not get what listmas is about but that is okay i love him anyway.  he cant do things hisself.  so i always have to help.

i cant believe i almost forgot to put my list!!  leave a comment if you are going to get me something so i know and dont get it twice.  then i could get a different thing.

My List

Freddy

selfoam w\ innernet (mine is dum)

new school cloths (only cool kind--maybe cardagan?)

hair jel

my own cumputer

eye pod (please no podcats inside)

ayes for school

peter's toys

lots of T-Vs and movys

a book or something

nothing on sale

pants

peter

bed w\ pill-o's

a car (fast, red, nice)

shoes

world piece

brrr!  its been cold and white out.  it has to go away soon bc i have things to do and not time for prettyness.

listmas RULES!