Woudent You Be My Validtime??

happy VALIDTIMES! VALIDTIMES is where you love sumone. loving sumone means they gift you flours and choclit and cannedy and complements. their called validtimes bc they realy are. peter likes to be my validtime probly.

here are some of my other ones.

jenny anniston is a validtime i have. we went on a date on validtimes. it was with some F-R-E-D-S. it was The One Where Its Validtimes.

jenny lowpez is my necst other validtime. we did a date where we plan her wedding. its ok bc shes a jurzygurl. and shes giggly.

heres another jenny i dont know what it is. its from googol.

heres another one, pammy and her son. for validtimes we all just watched the bay for a wile.

sumthing i have been doing laitly is teeching chess. chess is where you win. you have peaces and they kill eechuther. the bessed peace is the pauns.

their the bessed bc your upownent wont notise if you take theirs off the bored when their not looking. espeshialy if your upownents peter.

how you win is Checkmade. you do Checkmade when you take their king!, but they half to be looking. anuther thing you half to take is terns, which is anoying. it means you half to yell at them to make them just move alreddy. i am a pritty good teecher. i still havent even lossed.

resently was PREZIDENSE DAY! its when you sellabrate the prezidense. its amaizing when you think how almost evryone whos bin prezident has bin ded. their are only a cupple left. one of the bessed ones was Jorge Washing Tin. he was the firsed prezident bc their was alreddy a king in Englind. so out of rispect for the king Jorge was prezident insted, which is like a king ecsept you make peeple think their in charge. but you are realy.

anuther good prezident was Aibra Hamlinkin. he sed the Romancipashion Praclimashion so that evryone could do ennything they feel like, even if their knee grows. before the RP sum peeple had to have jobs they dident like that dident even pay vary much. now its only if they feel like it.

one more thing happend sinse my last blog. it was GROUNDHOGSTAY. their cald groundhogs bc they take up all the ground so no one else can live their. wile their in the ground they make it cold. once evry yeer they send one lucky hog to see if evryones still mad at them. so he comes up and if we look madly then he and all the other hogs stay in the ground a wile longer and keep making it cold. if we look ok then all the hogs spring out of the ground and so its spring now. they were mad this yeer. espeshialy in shicago.

today i had an omlit. an omlit has baby chikins in it wich is the bessed part. in a wile they grow up inside you and becum chikins and thats why omlits are so filling. so when sumone says wich came firsed the chikin or the egg? you can say oviously the egg bc wear else would the chikin come from? its a dum queschin realy.

ok thats enuff i gess. in a wile i will be going on a ROGUE TRIP so stay tooned! freddy out!

Should Older Quaint Aunts Beaver God?

"wheel take a couple kinds, miss, yep! fur rolled twang sign!"

NEW YEARS STAY is when you change your hole life. you find your New Years Solutions and ficks evrything for a wile and then after some weeks go back to normal. i dont need to change my freddyness but theres some things id like to do. so heres my solutions.

• lose wait (evrything i want will happen rite away so i dont have to wait)
• run a my'll
• not smoke or even be on fyre
• rite sumthing novel
• learn to play peano w/ my feet
• lift waits (see the firsed one)
• do sumthing for myself evry day that i want to do just bc its fun and not just bc i dont feel like doing anything
• watch more T-V's like MADMEN and AVENGER TIME!
• get my booty sleep
• make vidios on YouToo of me
• blog evry day a couple times
• lern my new compuder
• just keep doing what im doing

sounds good to me! what are your solutions? and do you have any ecstras?

Necst Stop HOWL-O-WEEIN!

here is my house! i have had it for a while. it is in a good low cation (bassmint). it came with some animals. but more impordantly, i have my own house! sumtimes Peter is there but usually he cant aford the rent. i am thinking of moving tho bc it is small and old (like a year). does anyone know of houses around? i dont know alot about realest 8. i want one that is big and cheap and nice and nayburs mind their own biznisses. also if anyone wants a new house mine is for sail for as much as my new house costs but a little more.

HOWL-O-WEEIN' is coming! it is when you become somebody else (or THING!)! and you get to go tricker-cheating which is when you are the tricker and you trick people into opening their doors. and you also trick them bc they dont know who you usually are. and they have to give you candy so youd better bring a big bucket! last year i almost couldnt carry all mine so i had to eat it while i was going. if you arnt a scairdy cat your supposed to trickercheat at night because Whats that sound?? and Thats just someone in a cost-tomb. you can trickercheat your friends bc if you scair them and they leave then their candy is all yours.

i wont tell you what im becoming for HOWL-O-WEEIN (its supposed to be a scairy supprize!) but i WILL tell you that youd better not do anything annoying or illeagle. id ask nicely but then i'd have to say puh-LEECE!

i am in a vidio on the INNERNET! its here: vidio. its of me and Liz at the Plague Round on a date. i know what your thinking but she knew theres a vidio of it. it went pritty well in my pinion.

resently was CLUMBIS DAY! Clumbis Day is when Cristifer Clumbis saled across the ocean blue in fourteen hundred 9D2's (boats). he was looking for sumthing spicy and he found it. a whole new coontree! he named the whole condinent North America after the coontree that was there, Unknighted Stay-soft America. why it is called that is misteerius. Clumbis brought all his pillgrims along and also Santa Claws's wife, Santa Maria. i talk about evrything that happened after that in my old blog, "Happy Indiepenance Day!", so go read that and then come back and read the rest of this one.

ok thats all for now.

Valianttimes!

happy Valianttimes Day! it is the day wear you have someone you like and likes you and you half to empress them so they still will. it has a lot of choclet hards and rows is. sumtimes you get hit with an airo and fawl in luv. luv is wen you get all weerd and shachey and spenned munny and try tuching sumone. it is like being ecsited about LOSSED but a pursin. sumtimes you get merried and then wear'd fun go?

the Alimbics are doin grate! it is wear evryone in the whirled cums tigether for one pieceful moment and trys to beet evryone. i liked the prezentayshin from Whales. it was sad to here about the Luzer. they had a minnit for him wear no one could think of what to say. i coodent either. i hope evryone in the Alimbics will lern from him and not go so fast. bc they ar still realy wizzin by. NE-waze practiss makes purfict so he is probly in hevin.

Steave, i think the tempil peeple are realy bad. bc the one guy Lenin had that song "imajin theres no coontrees." and that is just dum. and a jirk. and the forrin guy has a poynty beerd like Jaffar wich ujhuely means trubble. also they dround Saeed and as a Lifecart of a Pool i haf to say they wur not opsurfing propper prodacall.

tomoro is the necst LOSSED so i will right again soon what REALY happind.

furthurmor: why dint i get any valianttimes?!??!

Happy Indiepenance Day!

For The Jew Lie #2009! it is a holiday in the Coonited States. at night they show how fire works. in the day they have fun ol' cake and caught un-candy. you are also supposed to have a flag and not let it inside your house bc of the seperation of jerks and state. so far i havent.

"why is it though?" well let me tell you. it all started with our foundering fathers. the 4 fathers (from Rushmore) came to a Merica from the Great Brigand so God could live there. he couldnt come first time so Prometheus took it from him and brought that so they could prove he came (that is why fire works). the Brigish wouldnt let God go though so they had to fight. but he wouldnt fight for them. and the Mericans dumped so much T in the oshean that the Brigish couldnt come get them. but Santa could get past it in his boat the Santa Marina and he brought God with him. once they got there the NME's started getting called Red Coats because of all the blood on them! so they won it and God cursed the Great Brigand by scattaring its tungs so that everyone talked funny.

and then the people who were there alreddy (the Eased Indies and later the Wessed ones) relized they shouldnt be there and should give the coontree to the Wights. they were sorry it took them so long and they made a paper and wrote in it realy pretty and sined it with fancy riting and called it Decoration of Indie Penance. it said that all men are creaited equal (but later they can lose it if their skins are red or if their girls) and they had had their time on the lands alredy so now the Merican Men could have them. and that they were the Coonited States now and not the Brigish and that everyone has some rites. they are: life-liver, tea (remember from before?) and to pursue dove happiness (the pieceful kind). so that is how it all got going Charly Brown.

i know a lot bc i am taking a histry class on Line, it is called Whirled Histry. bc its all mikst together. also i mite be bloging for The Popped & Missed soon but i am still making my own Decoration for them first bc lifecarting dosent pay the builds anymore. but maybe in the while until it i will rite more on hear if you give me things to rite about or queschins? i will be done watching LOSSED soon so i could talk about that. haul'er back yawl!