Happy Indiepenance Day!

For The Jew Lie #2009! it is a holiday in the Coonited States. at night they show how fire works. in the day they have fun ol' cake and caught un-candy. you are also supposed to have a flag and not let it inside your house bc of the seperation of jerks and state. so far i havent.

"why is it though?" well let me tell you. it all started with our foundering fathers. the 4 fathers (from Rushmore) came to a Merica from the Great Brigand so God could live there. he couldnt come first time so Prometheus took it from him and brought that so they could prove he came (that is why fire works). the Brigish wouldnt let God go though so they had to fight. but he wouldnt fight for them. and the Mericans dumped so much T in the oshean that the Brigish couldnt come get them. but Santa could get past it in his boat the Santa Marina and he brought God with him. once they got there the NME's started getting called Red Coats because of all the blood on them! so they won it and God cursed the Great Brigand by scattaring its tungs so that everyone talked funny.

and then the people who were there alreddy (the Eased Indies and later the Wessed ones) relized they shouldnt be there and should give the coontree to the Wights. they were sorry it took them so long and they made a paper and wrote in it realy pretty and sined it with fancy riting and called it Decoration of Indie Penance. it said that all men are creaited equal (but later they can lose it if their skins are red or if their girls) and they had had their time on the lands alredy so now the Merican Men could have them. and that they were the Coonited States now and not the Brigish and that everyone has some rites. they are: life-liver, tea (remember from before?) and to pursue dove happiness (the pieceful kind). so that is how it all got going Charly Brown.

i know a lot bc i am taking a histry class on Line, it is called Whirled Histry. bc its all mikst together. also i mite be bloging for The Popped & Missed soon but i am still making my own Decoration for them first bc lifecarting dosent pay the builds anymore. but maybe in the while until it i will rite more on hear if you give me things to rite about or queschins? i will be done watching LOSSED soon so i could talk about that. haul'er back yawl!

the beats go on and on

Laurva just came home and boy are her arms tired! It took a very long time to get to the airport, we could have just gone to Illannoy! But then she would be here. I guess we did right the first time.

Right now on T-V is Late Nights with Conan O. Brian. He is funny but not from America. I am only watching it because it is what the others are. It is on NBC.

I am not even going to TALK about my poll.

Guess what? "What Freddy? We give up and don't know!" We have new lifecarting equipment now! There is a life presaver and a long pole with a loop-the-loop. I will put pix up when I have the time. I have not been around the pool for awhile because I got sunned burn. So for now I made a sign that says NO DROWNING and I think that helps. So far Tigey has not at least.

I am thinking about doing things for the rest of the summer. Like maybe a book. Do you recommend any that have pix and are funny? I also like the movies and Web Sites. Comments!

weclome to my world

who is voting in my poll?! i think you are trying to be funny and you didn't do the real answer.

today i had some peanut emanoms. mrs. lemmerd got a bag of them at the store on sale and she said i could have one. i realized that all of my friends wanted one too and then they got one, too. then they didn't want them anymore and so i had them. fancy that! they were good, especially the brown ones.

i have been a little horse lately. i might have to go in and get another squeaker. in the meantime i am braking from lifecarting for a little while b/c i cannot yell.

the dog was over here again today but i was safe because i was inside. his name is blacky. he lives next door. he is a pugged dog and his breath is loud. he is scary because what if he bites you? but i am not scared. i was inside for some other reasons.

i saw the movie WOLLY the other day. it was very good. i especially liked the part where WOLLY had the toys, and also the part where the people had drinks. i did NOT like the kartoon before it b/c the magic man was mean and almost smushed the carrot. unregardless, i expect it to be a box offers blockbluster.

this is the life.