Hope Your Reddy 4 LISTMAS!

(dont get too close or who knows what ill do!)

STOP IT! in the spirit of the law!! you have the rite to remain cylons. Offasir Freddy at your sirvice! im still a Offasir but this pics from HOWLOWEEIN. i have a wokky tokky and a billowyclub and a baj a crook (Tigey). Peters my depiudy.


(rapporting for doody!)

he does whatever i say the law says. he has a crook (Cow) and the crook has a munney (Mister Bun).


(hes getting away with it Peter! thats good munney!)

on HOWLOWEEIN we cratched a party like cops do and evryone was under a rest. i got so much candy i dont even know what happened to it.

necksed was THANKSMAS which insidently i am thankful for. but who isnt thankful is the tirky. on the orijinal THANKSMAS the Engines were so thankful for the Pogroms that they gave them all their lands and scalps and the Pogroms were so thankful that they let the Engines gambol all they wanted and gave them permanent Rezervations which are hard to get sumtimes like weekends. anyway it is good that THANKSMAS is out of the way by No-Vember bc neckst is LISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on LISTMAS your dreems come true. its what you wate and wate for all year. Jezus said its better to give, then recieve, so we give thanks on THANKSMAS and then recieve presence a wile later. here are some things i will get this year from him hopefuly.

• new lap top (mines furry)
• the cool vidio game DON QUIJONG where you get to throw bearils at a plummer
• the vidio TOYSTORE E3
• the vidio THIS PICKABLE ME!
• some cloves like a cholered shirt and a turdleneck swetter and nice suffisticated ones
• frys!
• a car
• a Whirled Piece (bc Jezus likes if you ask for it)
• a harebrush so i can have some cool doos like a fohok
  
• a book (dont care wich)
• ecsept it needs picshures
• a jeeny in a boddle
• the music seedy of JOK JAMS!
• all the aboves!

if you can think of anything i forgot then say it in the commence section bc to not put it on my list would be tearable. if you are getting me any of the things on the list let me know so i wont ask Jezus for it on my list and waist a prezent.

well i guess thats evrything for now. maybe i will make a new pole.

Sumtimes you just gotta blog!

its not like im even tired. i just dont want to sleep yet.

if anyones wondering why im wearing a swetter its b/c im cold. and if your wondering why im wearing Peters swetter its b/c its right here.

i have been watching a new TV show that i will tell you. its called MADMEN. MADMEN is about a long time ago and what they did then. Darn Draper is a "men" who does addfortyzing, which is when you think of argiuments for why something is good, like b/c babes like it. and then evryone likes it. Darn is a More-man b/c he has three wives. his one wife is the one with his kids. his necst one is a hippy whos friends cant afford to shave or wear nice cloves like Darn who always has a soot on even at night. his last one is from a dapartment store. it is called MADMEN b/c i dont really know why. it is like LOSSED. when i watch i feel MAD because i dont know whats about to happen!

i have also been reading a new book. it is called Ketchup In The Ry. it is about Holdin. Holdin is smarter then evryone. he knows they are fonys (like how when someones on a fone it is fake b/c it is just their voice). he has a hat like my hat acshualy.



Holdin doesnt care what anyone thinks, not even his sister. he thinks about a field with lots of bread in it and how there are lots of kids running around there near a cliff how he would help them. since i am a Lifecart i think it is good that he wanted to keep them from falling off. but also he didnt acshually do it. your suppost to think it AND do it. and not just wonder around in New Yourk all the time. you dont have to scrape words off the wall b/c who reads walls? and you dont have to worry about the ducks b/c ducks go and ducks come and who cares anyway.

TAKE OFF MY SHIRT PETER!!!

maybe Holdin is acshualy a fony too. like maybe he doesnt keep the kids bloods from getting all over the ry bread (ketchup) b/c maybe he would fall off too (of the cliff). that is why i dont always jump in the pool as a lifecart when i see something moving and scary. but also b/c its just a leaf. and b/c its hard to swim when you dont realy feel like it.

tired!

Ok

ok i have a queschion for evryone.

why o why did the pugged dog go acrost the road???

BC IT WAS STAYPULLED TO THE CHIKIN!!!

New FAQ

i just wanted to menshion that I made a FAQ page for if you havent been here and dont know me. Also the FAQ is at the top of my blog under my big name.

also if you want to see a vidio of me and howtoliz at the Plague Round then its over here.

Necst Stop HOWL-O-WEEIN!

here is my house! i have had it for a while. it is in a good low cation (bassmint). it came with some animals. but more impordantly, i have my own house! sumtimes Peter is there but usually he cant aford the rent. i am thinking of moving tho bc it is small and old (like a year). does anyone know of houses around? i dont know alot about realest 8. i want one that is big and cheap and nice and nayburs mind their own biznisses. also if anyone wants a new house mine is for sail for as much as my new house costs but a little more.

HOWL-O-WEEIN' is coming! it is when you become somebody else (or THING!)! and you get to go tricker-cheating which is when you are the tricker and you trick people into opening their doors. and you also trick them bc they dont know who you usually are. and they have to give you candy so youd better bring a big bucket! last year i almost couldnt carry all mine so i had to eat it while i was going. if you arnt a scairdy cat your supposed to trickercheat at night because Whats that sound?? and Thats just someone in a cost-tomb. you can trickercheat your friends bc if you scair them and they leave then their candy is all yours.

i wont tell you what im becoming for HOWL-O-WEEIN (its supposed to be a scairy supprize!) but i WILL tell you that youd better not do anything annoying or illeagle. id ask nicely but then i'd have to say puh-LEECE!

i am in a vidio on the INNERNET! its here: vidio. its of me and Liz at the Plague Round on a date. i know what your thinking but she knew theres a vidio of it. it went pritty well in my pinion.

resently was CLUMBIS DAY! Clumbis Day is when Cristifer Clumbis saled across the ocean blue in fourteen hundred 9D2's (boats). he was looking for sumthing spicy and he found it. a whole new coontree! he named the whole condinent North America after the coontree that was there, Unknighted Stay-soft America. why it is called that is misteerius. Clumbis brought all his pillgrims along and also Santa Claws's wife, Santa Maria. i talk about evrything that happened after that in my old blog, "Happy Indiepenance Day!", so go read that and then come back and read the rest of this one.

ok thats all for now.

Gess whose back!

i will give you a hint and the firsed one doesnt count! ME! i jussed realeyesed the x button up there isnt x marx the spot. it is x marx the close evrything and distroy freddys blogs. so that is why.

allot has happened but i cant say it all bc who has time anymore? one thing i will say is that i dont work at STOREBUX anymore. it was the worsed bc ppl tell you what to do insted of the opposit. and you have to smile even if you arnt smily. and you cant be angrey even when other ppl are! i like drinking coffy tho. it is suffisticated and jitary. and it was nice to get free things like coffy evry week and food sumtimes at days end and when no ones looking. i still have my aprin so i can go back annytime. 'we have to go back keight!'. ha.

what i work at instead is flossafee. its about hard queschins like If theres a god up there then why isnt there not blacky? and other things in the whirled. and Whered evrything come frum anyway?. and Maybe evrythings fake? basicly its about stuff that bugs me. i am a Tea A so i make grayeds and teaching. i like grayeds bc i can help ppl know they are rong so that they will stop flossafing. its nice about teaching too. you can always have an ask to grind.

know whats annoying? that if i want to eat sumthing then evenshaly i have to clean some dishes! rrr!

a wile ago i watched the LORE OF THE WRINGs. all of them without getting up. it is a very inchresting story of Froughdough and Samwhys and Gandolph and Gallim. and how they found the Wring of Pow! and acsidently lossed it after a wile in a valkayno. there was a lot of fiting and coonfuzing things. like how sumtimes there were 2 Gallims talking to theirselves. if you have the wring though you can RULE THE MALL! so you can have anything you want like to disapeer or see fire. i found it in the car.



it is the bessed. i am getting yoost to it and how pourful it realy is. it is my preshiest.

i went to the Weetin Lieberry Book Sail and got sum books. its cool bc usualy at the lieberry they only let you have some books once and then you cant have any more unless you give them some munney. but this time you could have as much as you wantid for only a little munney. even if you didnt give munney for the ones you got before. i got some marmadooks and some other making fun of a dog ones.

i will have moar to say soon about things like the LOSSED Serious Finalley! and about my new howse and about other things to. maybe you could even sigjest some things to talk about. camment on my pole!

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