Bobtails Ring! Bobtails Ring! Bells On Bobtails Ring!!

theres still a few more days of LISTMAS!!! its the most winterful winterful winterful winterful winterful time of the yere! i like all the presence and egnog and missile toe and reddened green and stocking sung by the chimnywidth care and falalalalalalalala and carrels and ornamince on the tree and lites and i think i menshioned PRESENCE!!!

heres what i now have.

my very own shyny, grate McBook compuder!! so i can innernet alot eazier and other stuff too probly. just goes to show if your good till listmas listmas has goods for you.

i got a pyrit costtomb! pyrits are mean and scarey so it makes sense. it has a sord and ipatch. peter is my worst mate.

hes also very listmasy with his swetter and bos.

i also got some gold dubloons (for pyriting) and a raindear with candycains.

peter gave to me a sculpsure of myself again like he does evry year. here they all are.

the one on the left is from this year.

i gave peter his own blog so that he will stop talking about mine all of the time.

and heres what hes ritten so far.

heres evryone on listmas (me, tigey, peter, cow, mister bun, lamby pie, mouse, tree.)

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here we are with my compuder. for listmas peter got the power chord for it so i have to share kind of.

here is the let'er i rote to Santa along with the cookys and egnog and fuj. i think it worked pritty good.

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i said its from peter bc i figiured santa would beleve him and anyway who cares.

here is my favrite ornmint on the tree.

and here is my worst favrite.

well thats about evrything for listmas this year. i hope evryone can keep the listmas spearit all year round and keep giving me presence. i am still lerning my new McBook put i think these picsures came out pritty good and i will keep evryone poasted about it.

necst stop, New Years Stay!!

The Guvermint Doesent Want You To Read!

something i like is Wickidleex. Wickidleex is where evryone tells evryones seecrits. i think its good bc if you have a seecrit then its probly sumthing bad and if not then at least its inchresting. i think there is freedumb of the press. which means its not my falt if i tell your seecrit its your falt. for telling me and for it being that way. like if i tell you peters scared of the dark if you cover his eyes thats his own falt. the point of the noosepaper and blogs is so that we have inchresting things to read and nothings more inchresting then what sumone dosent want you to.

here are some seecrits.

• 1 plus 1 is 2 at least
• in WOLLY the computer OTTO is bad and is trying to take over (its a seecrit until later in the movy)
• i cant tell you
• the guvermint is spiing on evryone while they watch T-V and eat brekfist and do innernet
• 911 is an inside job (if you call for an emurjinsy its the guvermint!!)
• gobama is acshualy a muslin (hes a goast!)
• there are exchra terroristrials in Aria 51 the guvermint dosent want us to know about. its where they put all the illeagle aliens they find.
• JFK acshualy wasnt shot, it just looked like it bc sumone threw a bullit at him realy realy fast with a bullit throwing mashine thing. he realy died tho
• Sessimy Street is puppets
• Soilint Green is peephole
• nobody likes North Krea or Rusha
• Cows not real

ok thats all for now. if you have any i can add then send them anonamusly in the comments. but leave your email so i can ask you who you are and if its true.

Hope Your Reddy 4 LISTMAS!

(dont get too close or who knows what ill do!)

STOP IT! in the spirit of the law!! you have the rite to remain cylons. Offasir Freddy at your sirvice! im still a Offasir but this pics from HOWLOWEEIN. i have a wokky tokky and a billowyclub and a baj a crook (Tigey). Peters my depiudy.


(rapporting for doody!)

he does whatever i say the law says. he has a crook (Cow) and the crook has a munney (Mister Bun).


(hes getting away with it Peter! thats good munney!)

on HOWLOWEEIN we cratched a party like cops do and evryone was under a rest. i got so much candy i dont even know what happened to it.

necksed was THANKSMAS which insidently i am thankful for. but who isnt thankful is the tirky. on the orijinal THANKSMAS the Engines were so thankful for the Pogroms that they gave them all their lands and scalps and the Pogroms were so thankful that they let the Engines gambol all they wanted and gave them permanent Rezervations which are hard to get sumtimes like weekends. anyway it is good that THANKSMAS is out of the way by No-Vember bc neckst is LISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on LISTMAS your dreems come true. its what you wate and wate for all year. Jezus said its better to give, then recieve, so we give thanks on THANKSMAS and then recieve presence a wile later. here are some things i will get this year from him hopefuly.

• new lap top (mines furry)
• the cool vidio game DON QUIJONG where you get to throw bearils at a plummer
• the vidio TOYSTORE E3
• the vidio THIS PICKABLE ME!
• some cloves like a cholered shirt and a turdleneck swetter and nice suffisticated ones
• frys!
• a car
• a Whirled Piece (bc Jezus likes if you ask for it)
• a harebrush so i can have some cool doos like a fohok
  
• a book (dont care wich)
• ecsept it needs picshures
• a jeeny in a boddle
• the music seedy of JOK JAMS!
• all the aboves!

if you can think of anything i forgot then say it in the commence section bc to not put it on my list would be tearable. if you are getting me any of the things on the list let me know so i wont ask Jezus for it on my list and waist a prezent.

well i guess thats evrything for now. maybe i will make a new pole.

Sumtimes you just gotta blog!

its not like im even tired. i just dont want to sleep yet.

if anyones wondering why im wearing a swetter its b/c im cold. and if your wondering why im wearing Peters swetter its b/c its right here.

i have been watching a new TV show that i will tell you. its called MADMEN. MADMEN is about a long time ago and what they did then. Darn Draper is a "men" who does addfortyzing, which is when you think of argiuments for why something is good, like b/c babes like it. and then evryone likes it. Darn is a More-man b/c he has three wives. his one wife is the one with his kids. his necst one is a hippy whos friends cant afford to shave or wear nice cloves like Darn who always has a soot on even at night. his last one is from a dapartment store. it is called MADMEN b/c i dont really know why. it is like LOSSED. when i watch i feel MAD because i dont know whats about to happen!

i have also been reading a new book. it is called Ketchup In The Ry. it is about Holdin. Holdin is smarter then evryone. he knows they are fonys (like how when someones on a fone it is fake b/c it is just their voice). he has a hat like my hat acshualy.



Holdin doesnt care what anyone thinks, not even his sister. he thinks about a field with lots of bread in it and how there are lots of kids running around there near a cliff how he would help them. since i am a Lifecart i think it is good that he wanted to keep them from falling off. but also he didnt acshually do it. your suppost to think it AND do it. and not just wonder around in New Yourk all the time. you dont have to scrape words off the wall b/c who reads walls? and you dont have to worry about the ducks b/c ducks go and ducks come and who cares anyway.

TAKE OFF MY SHIRT PETER!!!

maybe Holdin is acshualy a fony too. like maybe he doesnt keep the kids bloods from getting all over the ry bread (ketchup) b/c maybe he would fall off too (of the cliff). that is why i dont always jump in the pool as a lifecart when i see something moving and scary. but also b/c its just a leaf. and b/c its hard to swim when you dont realy feel like it.

tired!

Ok

ok i have a queschion for evryone.

why o why did the pugged dog go acrost the road???

BC IT WAS STAYPULLED TO THE CHIKIN!!!

New FAQ

i just wanted to menshion that I made a FAQ page for if you havent been here and dont know me. Also the FAQ is at the top of my blog under my big name.

also if you want to see a vidio of me and howtoliz at the Plague Round then its over here.

Necst Stop HOWL-O-WEEIN!

here is my house! i have had it for a while. it is in a good low cation (bassmint). it came with some animals. but more impordantly, i have my own house! sumtimes Peter is there but usually he cant aford the rent. i am thinking of moving tho bc it is small and old (like a year). does anyone know of houses around? i dont know alot about realest 8. i want one that is big and cheap and nice and nayburs mind their own biznisses. also if anyone wants a new house mine is for sail for as much as my new house costs but a little more.

HOWL-O-WEEIN' is coming! it is when you become somebody else (or THING!)! and you get to go tricker-cheating which is when you are the tricker and you trick people into opening their doors. and you also trick them bc they dont know who you usually are. and they have to give you candy so youd better bring a big bucket! last year i almost couldnt carry all mine so i had to eat it while i was going. if you arnt a scairdy cat your supposed to trickercheat at night because Whats that sound?? and Thats just someone in a cost-tomb. you can trickercheat your friends bc if you scair them and they leave then their candy is all yours.

i wont tell you what im becoming for HOWL-O-WEEIN (its supposed to be a scairy supprize!) but i WILL tell you that youd better not do anything annoying or illeagle. id ask nicely but then i'd have to say puh-LEECE!

i am in a vidio on the INNERNET! its here: vidio. its of me and Liz at the Plague Round on a date. i know what your thinking but she knew theres a vidio of it. it went pritty well in my pinion.

resently was CLUMBIS DAY! Clumbis Day is when Cristifer Clumbis saled across the ocean blue in fourteen hundred 9D2's (boats). he was looking for sumthing spicy and he found it. a whole new coontree! he named the whole condinent North America after the coontree that was there, Unknighted Stay-soft America. why it is called that is misteerius. Clumbis brought all his pillgrims along and also Santa Claws's wife, Santa Maria. i talk about evrything that happened after that in my old blog, "Happy Indiepenance Day!", so go read that and then come back and read the rest of this one.

ok thats all for now.