happy VALIDTIMES! VALIDTIMES is where you love sumone. loving sumone means they gift you flours and choclit and cannedy and complements. their called validtimes bc they realy are. peter likes to be my validtime probly.
here are some of my other ones.
jenny anniston is a validtime i have. we went on a date on validtimes. it was with some F-R-E-D-S. it was The One Where Its Validtimes.
jenny lowpez is my necst other validtime. we did a date where we plan her wedding. its ok bc shes a jurzygurl. and shes giggly.
heres another jenny i dont know what it is. its from googol.
heres another one, pammy and her son. for validtimes we all just watched the bay for a wile.
sumthing i have been doing laitly is teeching chess. chess is where you win. you have peaces and they kill eechuther. the bessed peace is the pauns.
their the bessed bc your upownent wont notise if you take theirs off the bored when their not looking. espeshialy if your upownents peter.
how you win is Checkmade. you do Checkmade when you take their king!, but they half to be looking. anuther thing you half to take is terns, which is anoying. it means you half to yell at them to make them just move alreddy. i am a pritty good teecher. i still havent even lossed.
resently was PREZIDENSE DAY! its when you sellabrate the prezidense. its amaizing when you think how almost evryone whos bin prezident has bin ded. their are only a cupple left. one of the bessed ones was Jorge Washing Tin. he was the firsed prezident bc their was alreddy a king in Englind. so out of rispect for the king Jorge was prezident insted, which is like a king ecsept you make peeple think their in charge. but you are realy.
anuther good prezident was Aibra Hamlinkin. he sed the Romancipashion Praclimashion so that evryone could do ennything they feel like, even if their knee grows. before the RP sum peeple had to have jobs they dident like that dident even pay vary much. now its only if they feel like it.
one more thing happend sinse my last blog. it was GROUNDHOGSTAY. their cald groundhogs bc they take up all the ground so no one else can live their. wile their in the ground they make it cold. once evry yeer they send one lucky hog to see if evryones still mad at them. so he comes up and if we look madly then he and all the other hogs stay in the ground a wile longer and keep making it cold. if we look ok then all the hogs spring out of the ground and so its spring now. they were mad this yeer. espeshialy in shicago.
today i had an omlit. an omlit has baby chikins in it wich is the bessed part. in a wile they grow up inside you and becum chikins and thats why omlits are so filling. so when sumone says wich came firsed the chikin or the egg? you can say oviously the egg bc wear else would the chikin come from? its a dum queschin realy.
ok thats enuff i gess. in a wile i will be going on a ROGUE TRIP so stay tooned! freddy out!
