Bobtails Ring! Bobtails Ring! Bells On Bobtails Ring!!

theres still a few more days of LISTMAS!!! its the most winterful winterful winterful winterful winterful time of the yere! i like all the presence and egnog and missile toe and reddened green and stocking sung by the chimnywidth care and falalalalalalalala and carrels and ornamince on the tree and lites and i think i menshioned PRESENCE!!!

heres what i now have.

my very own shyny, grate McBook compuder!! so i can innernet alot eazier and other stuff too probly. just goes to show if your good till listmas listmas has goods for you.

i got a pyrit costtomb! pyrits are mean and scarey so it makes sense. it has a sord and ipatch. peter is my worst mate.

hes also very listmasy with his swetter and bos.

i also got some gold dubloons (for pyriting) and a raindear with candycains.

peter gave to me a sculpsure of myself again like he does evry year. here they all are.

the one on the left is from this year.

i gave peter his own blog so that he will stop talking about mine all of the time.

and heres what hes ritten so far.

heres evryone on listmas (me, tigey, peter, cow, mister bun, lamby pie, mouse, tree.)

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here we are with my compuder. for listmas peter got the power chord for it so i have to share kind of.

here is the let'er i rote to Santa along with the cookys and egnog and fuj. i think it worked pritty good.

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i said its from peter bc i figiured santa would beleve him and anyway who cares.

here is my favrite ornmint on the tree.

and here is my worst favrite.

well thats about evrything for listmas this year. i hope evryone can keep the listmas spearit all year round and keep giving me presence. i am still lerning my new McBook put i think these picsures came out pritty good and i will keep evryone poasted about it.

necst stop, New Years Stay!!

The Guvermint Doesent Want You To Read!

something i like is Wickidleex. Wickidleex is where evryone tells evryones seecrits. i think its good bc if you have a seecrit then its probly sumthing bad and if not then at least its inchresting. i think there is freedumb of the press. which means its not my falt if i tell your seecrit its your falt. for telling me and for it being that way. like if i tell you peters scared of the dark if you cover his eyes thats his own falt. the point of the noosepaper and blogs is so that we have inchresting things to read and nothings more inchresting then what sumone dosent want you to.

here are some seecrits.

• 1 plus 1 is 2 at least
• in WOLLY the computer OTTO is bad and is trying to take over (its a seecrit until later in the movy)
• i cant tell you
• the guvermint is spiing on evryone while they watch T-V and eat brekfist and do innernet
• 911 is an inside job (if you call for an emurjinsy its the guvermint!!)
• gobama is acshualy a muslin (hes a goast!)
• there are exchra terroristrials in Aria 51 the guvermint dosent want us to know about. its where they put all the illeagle aliens they find.
• JFK acshualy wasnt shot, it just looked like it bc sumone threw a bullit at him realy realy fast with a bullit throwing mashine thing. he realy died tho
• Sessimy Street is puppets
• Soilint Green is peephole
• nobody likes North Krea or Rusha
• Cows not real

ok thats all for now. if you have any i can add then send them anonamusly in the comments. but leave your email so i can ask you who you are and if its true.

Hope Your Reddy 4 LISTMAS!

(dont get too close or who knows what ill do!)

STOP IT! in the spirit of the law!! you have the rite to remain cylons. Offasir Freddy at your sirvice! im still a Offasir but this pics from HOWLOWEEIN. i have a wokky tokky and a billowyclub and a baj a crook (Tigey). Peters my depiudy.


(rapporting for doody!)

he does whatever i say the law says. he has a crook (Cow) and the crook has a munney (Mister Bun).


(hes getting away with it Peter! thats good munney!)

on HOWLOWEEIN we cratched a party like cops do and evryone was under a rest. i got so much candy i dont even know what happened to it.

necksed was THANKSMAS which insidently i am thankful for. but who isnt thankful is the tirky. on the orijinal THANKSMAS the Engines were so thankful for the Pogroms that they gave them all their lands and scalps and the Pogroms were so thankful that they let the Engines gambol all they wanted and gave them permanent Rezervations which are hard to get sumtimes like weekends. anyway it is good that THANKSMAS is out of the way by No-Vember bc neckst is LISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on LISTMAS your dreems come true. its what you wate and wate for all year. Jezus said its better to give, then recieve, so we give thanks on THANKSMAS and then recieve presence a wile later. here are some things i will get this year from him hopefuly.

• new lap top (mines furry)
• the cool vidio game DON QUIJONG where you get to throw bearils at a plummer
• the vidio TOYSTORE E3
• the vidio THIS PICKABLE ME!
• some cloves like a cholered shirt and a turdleneck swetter and nice suffisticated ones
• frys!
• a car
• a Whirled Piece (bc Jezus likes if you ask for it)
• a harebrush so i can have some cool doos like a fohok
  
• a book (dont care wich)
• ecsept it needs picshures
• a jeeny in a boddle
• the music seedy of JOK JAMS!
• all the aboves!

if you can think of anything i forgot then say it in the commence section bc to not put it on my list would be tearable. if you are getting me any of the things on the list let me know so i wont ask Jezus for it on my list and waist a prezent.

well i guess thats evrything for now. maybe i will make a new pole.

Sumtimes you just gotta blog!

its not like im even tired. i just dont want to sleep yet.

if anyones wondering why im wearing a swetter its b/c im cold. and if your wondering why im wearing Peters swetter its b/c its right here.

i have been watching a new TV show that i will tell you. its called MADMEN. MADMEN is about a long time ago and what they did then. Darn Draper is a "men" who does addfortyzing, which is when you think of argiuments for why something is good, like b/c babes like it. and then evryone likes it. Darn is a More-man b/c he has three wives. his one wife is the one with his kids. his necst one is a hippy whos friends cant afford to shave or wear nice cloves like Darn who always has a soot on even at night. his last one is from a dapartment store. it is called MADMEN b/c i dont really know why. it is like LOSSED. when i watch i feel MAD because i dont know whats about to happen!

i have also been reading a new book. it is called Ketchup In The Ry. it is about Holdin. Holdin is smarter then evryone. he knows they are fonys (like how when someones on a fone it is fake b/c it is just their voice). he has a hat like my hat acshualy.



Holdin doesnt care what anyone thinks, not even his sister. he thinks about a field with lots of bread in it and how there are lots of kids running around there near a cliff how he would help them. since i am a Lifecart i think it is good that he wanted to keep them from falling off. but also he didnt acshually do it. your suppost to think it AND do it. and not just wonder around in New Yourk all the time. you dont have to scrape words off the wall b/c who reads walls? and you dont have to worry about the ducks b/c ducks go and ducks come and who cares anyway.

TAKE OFF MY SHIRT PETER!!!

maybe Holdin is acshualy a fony too. like maybe he doesnt keep the kids bloods from getting all over the ry bread (ketchup) b/c maybe he would fall off too (of the cliff). that is why i dont always jump in the pool as a lifecart when i see something moving and scary. but also b/c its just a leaf. and b/c its hard to swim when you dont realy feel like it.

tired!

Ok

ok i have a queschion for evryone.

why o why did the pugged dog go acrost the road???

BC IT WAS STAYPULLED TO THE CHIKIN!!!

New FAQ

i just wanted to menshion that I made a FAQ page for if you havent been here and dont know me. Also the FAQ is at the top of my blog under my big name.

also if you want to see a vidio of me and howtoliz at the Plague Round then its over here.

Necst Stop HOWL-O-WEEIN!

here is my house! i have had it for a while. it is in a good low cation (bassmint). it came with some animals. but more impordantly, i have my own house! sumtimes Peter is there but usually he cant aford the rent. i am thinking of moving tho bc it is small and old (like a year). does anyone know of houses around? i dont know alot about realest 8. i want one that is big and cheap and nice and nayburs mind their own biznisses. also if anyone wants a new house mine is for sail for as much as my new house costs but a little more.

HOWL-O-WEEIN' is coming! it is when you become somebody else (or THING!)! and you get to go tricker-cheating which is when you are the tricker and you trick people into opening their doors. and you also trick them bc they dont know who you usually are. and they have to give you candy so youd better bring a big bucket! last year i almost couldnt carry all mine so i had to eat it while i was going. if you arnt a scairdy cat your supposed to trickercheat at night because Whats that sound?? and Thats just someone in a cost-tomb. you can trickercheat your friends bc if you scair them and they leave then their candy is all yours.

i wont tell you what im becoming for HOWL-O-WEEIN (its supposed to be a scairy supprize!) but i WILL tell you that youd better not do anything annoying or illeagle. id ask nicely but then i'd have to say puh-LEECE!

i am in a vidio on the INNERNET! its here: vidio. its of me and Liz at the Plague Round on a date. i know what your thinking but she knew theres a vidio of it. it went pritty well in my pinion.

resently was CLUMBIS DAY! Clumbis Day is when Cristifer Clumbis saled across the ocean blue in fourteen hundred 9D2's (boats). he was looking for sumthing spicy and he found it. a whole new coontree! he named the whole condinent North America after the coontree that was there, Unknighted Stay-soft America. why it is called that is misteerius. Clumbis brought all his pillgrims along and also Santa Claws's wife, Santa Maria. i talk about evrything that happened after that in my old blog, "Happy Indiepenance Day!", so go read that and then come back and read the rest of this one.

ok thats all for now.

Gess whose back!

i will give you a hint and the firsed one doesnt count! ME! i jussed realeyesed the x button up there isnt x marx the spot. it is x marx the close evrything and distroy freddys blogs. so that is why.

allot has happened but i cant say it all bc who has time anymore? one thing i will say is that i dont work at STOREBUX anymore. it was the worsed bc ppl tell you what to do insted of the opposit. and you have to smile even if you arnt smily. and you cant be angrey even when other ppl are! i like drinking coffy tho. it is suffisticated and jitary. and it was nice to get free things like coffy evry week and food sumtimes at days end and when no ones looking. i still have my aprin so i can go back annytime. 'we have to go back keight!'. ha.

what i work at instead is flossafee. its about hard queschins like If theres a god up there then why isnt there not blacky? and other things in the whirled. and Whered evrything come frum anyway?. and Maybe evrythings fake? basicly its about stuff that bugs me. i am a Tea A so i make grayeds and teaching. i like grayeds bc i can help ppl know they are rong so that they will stop flossafing. its nice about teaching too. you can always have an ask to grind.

know whats annoying? that if i want to eat sumthing then evenshaly i have to clean some dishes! rrr!

a wile ago i watched the LORE OF THE WRINGs. all of them without getting up. it is a very inchresting story of Froughdough and Samwhys and Gandolph and Gallim. and how they found the Wring of Pow! and acsidently lossed it after a wile in a valkayno. there was a lot of fiting and coonfuzing things. like how sumtimes there were 2 Gallims talking to theirselves. if you have the wring though you can RULE THE MALL! so you can have anything you want like to disapeer or see fire. i found it in the car.



it is the bessed. i am getting yoost to it and how pourful it realy is. it is my preshiest.

i went to the Weetin Lieberry Book Sail and got sum books. its cool bc usualy at the lieberry they only let you have some books once and then you cant have any more unless you give them some munney. but this time you could have as much as you wantid for only a little munney. even if you didnt give munney for the ones you got before. i got some marmadooks and some other making fun of a dog ones.

i will have moar to say soon about things like the LOSSED Serious Finalley! and about my new howse and about other things to. maybe you could even sigjest some things to talk about. camment on my pole!

More Blogs

i'm working on it!!!! first i half to gradjewate. which is in Mey. but i will let evryone know. it (LOSSED) has been crazed!!!

Recoon!! and some other 1's. and Spring Brake!!

WOW it feals like its been a long time! i can hardily even remember who i was back then. and what i was like. i have been growthing up a lot at scool and on spring brake and with Keight. i feal like now im just like, get me outta here!! about scool. bc i have alreddy done the hard classes and its boring and the meels they give me i dont always like and i can only sleep in sum days and i only see my freds a few hrs a day so i am toatally reddy for the reel whirled where all thats better.

LOSSED has been three things: A MAY ZING! in the last one i lerned that Soyer is a cop so maybe he will a-rest the Smoke Monstir and suck him up like they do on Goastbustirs. i thot it was nice when cleh was sorry for trying to make keight deadened bc what if she did?? then she woodof REALY been sorry. both of them woodof.

i was suprised when Soyer had to tell Smoaky that a deals a deal. oviously!!

spring brake was realy grate. i will have picsures soon but i am still wating for Maks to make the innernet have them. i backpact and hykt and beecht and wasnt scared when we were in the car in the dark scary woods all night and someone could of come by and looked in and growled! or some THING! ok i was a liddle scared when we were on the beech near the oshin, but come ON, it is so big and it kepped coming tords us!! and you could droun, or even get wet.

ugh peter dosent even know what a box is.

in the episoad before recoon, Docked'er Lynis, Ben tryed to get the prinsiple's job bc he saw the prinsiple go to the nurse. if evryone had found out that the prinsiple was such a baby that he had to go there and get a bandade or get her to kiss it or whatever then they woudent of let him be there leader anymore. but then the prinsiple said that if ben did it he would rite a bad letter for Aleks. (i think the letter mite of been F.) and ben new it is not good for childrin to hear bad letters so he desided hed better just stay a teecher. i laffed when Arsed didnt get his parking spot he wanted, bc he is so pithetic, and why does he care where he can park if hes a zomby! remember he got blowed up with dinomite!

even when peter was stuck in it all day he coudent figure it out. i was just trying to help.

a cupple episodes ago in Sunned Down i thought it was inchresting when Saede said "i am not that man anymore" . i gess its bc he is rezerected. but i think i know what he means. like a few years ago i did not have a house or tigey or many of my cool cloves or my lifecart job. and i dont realy remember but it must of been so boring. so i am allot better now and acshually i dont even remember anything i did. also usualy when i do sumthing bad then later i decide it was peters falt and so i blame him and so i am not the one who did it anymore. and he isnt anymore the one who didnt.

i am working on a peer-amid skeme! who wants to be in???

Lite Hows: Toothum's Way Up!

here is a picsure of Keight but also me. she is my girlfred. her fool name is Keight Awesum and she lives in the I-Land. here is the let'er to explane how the deighting started.



it is going pritty good. she has a lot of my same up-in-yuh'ns. and it is nice to just have sumone who likes you even when you arnt impressing.

i do not even cair about Peters rogue trip. and didnt want to go anyways or even be askt. and he cant go on spring brake so their. he went with Liz but just felt sorry for him. he is in a picsure (BEFORE he spild all over the coffy.)




and MY bo-ty!!

i liked "Lite Hows". it explaned for egzample how Keight found me bc she was on her way. i would also realy like to have a litehows like that (with all the meers) so i could watch like Keight for egzample or maybe Blacky so i know hes not near bye. if i had it i would just have a meer for Smoaky so i could brake it and maybe it would kill him. acshualy i just relies'd that makes no sence. i am basicly giving up on knowing what happens. ecsept i thot it was cool when Jack told Dayvid he has what it takes bc what is IT??? i cant wait to fined out necst time and theorise more.

and he probly was annoying and scaird in the car anyway! espeshly without me to make sure evrythings safe. but its good i gess that hes ok.

when J-Cub said sumone is cumming to the I-Land, i bet he ment water! it does it all the time so noone even thinks abt it ennymore. but i dont know how the water always finds its way their so maybe thats it.

the necst episoad is nearly on!!! i have to go aaah!!

"The Subastute"...for WHAT???

this episoad had like no ansers. and ive had mearly a week for thinking. firsed what kind of animle is Jon? and how can he be an animle AND a people persin? is it bc of his shapeshrifting umbilities? maybe he just is? it is the problem with LOSSED and so frustrated that things arnt explaned. like why did sprinklers know to go RITE when Lock fell on the lawn??

the good thing abt this episoad was no keight. it is good bc i have like the hujist crutch on her. i rote her a letter (Keight, I-Land, 2007) saying how i did and how jack and soyer arnt good for her and could we get merried? she rote back!!!! real fast and said if i could find her we could get. so i tryed to male myself to her but i coudent afford the postij. (i had been drawing Prepayed logos on them but didnt know how to draw that big.) so sinse she wasnt in the new episoad i think it is bc she is trying to find me. it will be grate bc i know mearly evrything abt b-ing dainjrus and not scared and having prablems. and i could fics her.

wye do they call it Eazy Cheaze when its stuck in a can???! its way eazier to have just there! plus im so hungry!!

i lerned how to make a fase with the words. it is > B ( . the > is ibrows and the B is i's. and the ( is bc im hungry.

i think the thing with the canned dates on the woll with numbirds necst to them is inchresting. i think J-Cub gave numbirds just bc its eazier to think of who it is that way. bc i forget ppl's naims. like insted of Peter i could call him 2 and maybe rite it on him so i rimember. maybe on his 4head.

i think when Lock through the wite rock in the water it was an "in Saede joke" bc he was "casting the firsed stone" and rimember how Saede is Jezus?

i think Soyer should TELL Lock yes he is going to do it, but not AXUALY do it. and maybe even do the oposit. basicly he should lye. it is like when Lock (or ennyone realy) tells me to clean my room.

i saw Shaun Wite in the Alimbics but was not imprest. he coudent even keep his snobord from flieing up in the air! it made him flale around.

i think curling is the bessed sport bc no one wants to clean the ice but sumone has to. so i am greatful for there sacrafice and that i dont haf to even watch.

i think the Subastute is Ben as a teecher bc he didnt even know why the Others didnt take care of the coffy (duh, its bc if Ben will do it why would i?) let alone that he isnt a teecher, hes a Other. it could also be Lock bc he didnt know how to catch the blonned boy in the woulds. it mite jussed be Hurly bc he parct bad. the main point tho is that we all make missteaks, even if we cum back to life or live sidewise. so we are all Subastute kinda of. that is why no one on the woll was numbird 1. the problim is how do we fics things if not even time travle?? i think J-Cub has the anser and its tutching ppl.

i tryed to tell 2 abt LOSSED but that is pointlis.

necst episoad: Lite Hows. what if you have to gess what happens??

Valianttimes!

happy Valianttimes Day! it is the day wear you have someone you like and likes you and you half to empress them so they still will. it has a lot of choclet hards and rows is. sumtimes you get hit with an airo and fawl in luv. luv is wen you get all weerd and shachey and spenned munny and try tuching sumone. it is like being ecsited about LOSSED but a pursin. sumtimes you get merried and then wear'd fun go?

the Alimbics are doin grate! it is wear evryone in the whirled cums tigether for one pieceful moment and trys to beet evryone. i liked the prezentayshin from Whales. it was sad to here about the Luzer. they had a minnit for him wear no one could think of what to say. i coodent either. i hope evryone in the Alimbics will lern from him and not go so fast. bc they ar still realy wizzin by. NE-waze practiss makes purfict so he is probly in hevin.

Steave, i think the tempil peeple are realy bad. bc the one guy Lenin had that song "imajin theres no coontrees." and that is just dum. and a jirk. and the forrin guy has a poynty beerd like Jaffar wich ujhuely means trubble. also they dround Saeed and as a Lifecart of a Pool i haf to say they wur not opsurfing propper prodacall.

tomoro is the necst LOSSED so i will right again soon what REALY happind.

furthurmor: why dint i get any valianttimes?!??!

What Keight DOZENT!!!

this episoad was CRAZY!!! everything went and happened so fast!! it was like a nass car.

i think it is inchresting how, even when some things in their lifes are difrent, the LOSTys are still basicly the same LOSTys inside. like when the plain crasht Keight kild her dad. but when the plain didnt crash she DOZENT kil him but insted ran over Arse's luggij. it is like she had some feight but also some freewill.

i want to clame Peter!

when Jack tries to suollo the pill it is an illusion to the Matrics.

i have a new theerie. also here it is. i think that LOSSED is realy like a big puzzil. and there keep getting more and more peaces and it is realy compliceighted and you can figiure out liddle parts at a time but evenshually you figiure out some things and it makes more sense and by the end of Seizin' 6 most of the puzzil will be done! what are you thinking?

this episoad had so many ansers! like wear has Cleh been? and why does Soyer have a ring in a bocks in the floor? and what happens to the ring? and when will Hurly get finelly to be the leeder?

Blacky is alredy clamed probly.

i feel like they ansered pritty much evrything from LA X but mite not remember evrything. what a grate show!! it is alot better (to watch it) than a-plying to radscool!!

LOSSED Seizin' Prim Ear! (SPOYL'ER A LOT!!)

ok here is what happened.

it is called LA X because L is for Lock and A is for Airin and X is for Oled Smokie Locke Blacky. we havent seen Airin in a wile bc the show hasnt been Airin in a few long months. now that it is how will Lock and X-Blacky decide which one has to be dead? so far it has been Lock but for parts of it when Blacky was Smokie he could of revyved.

dont furget to do my pole on the side! espeshaly if you are J J A Brims!

the pro-mo said the most imported thing is why Soyer's on the iland. the anser is bc he was ON THE PLAIN! they didnt show it for very long but you could realy see it and he even talked to Keight a little. i am glad its cleard up but as alwaze the ansers just do more queschins!! ahh!!

i am pritty shure Saede is Jezus bc how he looks and is a Muslin.

the thing that was cunfuzing about this episoad was how did sometimes the plain crash and others didnt?? heres my gess: there are TOO flite 815s (!!) that went at the same time and in one of them Blacky is inside sum peeple and in the other one hes in the other peeple. when evryone relieses whats going on they will freek out and have to find each other and then evenchualy in the Seizin Finally evryone will be tugether and have a good laf about it. and the producers will come on and tell us if evry single thing on the show realy happend.

its like my brane hurts!! what about YOUR thinking??