The Guvermint Doesent Want You To Read!

something i like is Wickidleex. Wickidleex is where evryone tells evryones seecrits. i think its good bc if you have a seecrit then its probly sumthing bad and if not then at least its inchresting. i think there is freedumb of the press. which means its not my falt if i tell your seecrit its your falt. for telling me and for it being that way. like if i tell you peters scared of the dark if you cover his eyes thats his own falt. the point of the noosepaper and blogs is so that we have inchresting things to read and nothings more inchresting then what sumone dosent want you to.

here are some seecrits.

• 1 plus 1 is 2 at least
• in WOLLY the computer OTTO is bad and is trying to take over (its a seecrit until later in the movy)
• i cant tell you
• the guvermint is spiing on evryone while they watch T-V and eat brekfist and do innernet
• 911 is an inside job (if you call for an emurjinsy its the guvermint!!)
• gobama is acshualy a muslin (hes a goast!)
• there are exchra terroristrials in Aria 51 the guvermint dosent want us to know about. its where they put all the illeagle aliens they find.
• JFK acshualy wasnt shot, it just looked like it bc sumone threw a bullit at him realy realy fast with a bullit throwing mashine thing. he realy died tho
• Sessimy Street is puppets
• Soilint Green is peephole
• nobody likes North Krea or Rusha
• Cows not real

ok thats all for now. if you have any i can add then send them anonamusly in the comments. but leave your email so i can ask you who you are and if its true.