Those Who Can Do, Blog!

(just sittling down for a bloggy morning!)

queschion: nock nock, whose their?

anser: MY FLOG!!!

in case you live under a rock, ive been FLOGGing for munths on end. FLOG means FRED LOG. hears my latist one wear i become prezident of evrything.

i like doing vidios insted of just werds bc then you can see what is hapening. and i dont have to tell you.

my FLOGs are famous alreddy. theyve been poasted on famous webcites like YOUTOO and FASEBOOK. and evryone pritty much watches them. theirs a lot of peeple on the innernet, sumtimes my vidios get more comments then i can count on both hands!! being famous is grate.

but enuff about me. a wile ago i saw Mel Glibsins movy THE BEEVER. in the movy theirs this guy whos having a hard wile of his life. his name is Beever. like he lives in a dumbster. then he meets Mel Glibsin and little does he know that evrythings about to change (his life). he starts bringing Mel with him evrywear he goes and talking thru Mel insted of just normal. pritty soon hes a Seaeaoh of a cumpany and has a famly. so its a happy movy realy. and neer the end he disapears misteriously, wating sumwear for his necst chance for a movy.

like i sed im the prezident so let me know if theirs anything you need from your coontree. but if its sumthing anoying like cat food then tuff noogys!

thats pritty much evrything for now.

Woudent You Be My Validtime??

happy VALIDTIMES! VALIDTIMES is where you love sumone. loving sumone means they gift you flours and choclit and cannedy and complements. their called validtimes bc they realy are. peter likes to be my validtime probly.

here are some of my other ones.

jenny anniston is a validtime i have. we went on a date on validtimes. it was with some F-R-E-D-S. it was The One Where Its Validtimes.

jenny lowpez is my necst other validtime. we did a date where we plan her wedding. its ok bc shes a jurzygurl. and shes giggly.

heres another jenny i dont know what it is. its from googol.

heres another one, pammy and her son. for validtimes we all just watched the bay for a wile.

sumthing i have been doing laitly is teeching chess. chess is where you win. you have peaces and they kill eechuther. the bessed peace is the pauns.

their the bessed bc your upownent wont notise if you take theirs off the bored when their not looking. espeshialy if your upownents peter.

how you win is Checkmade. you do Checkmade when you take their king!, but they half to be looking. anuther thing you half to take is terns, which is anoying. it means you half to yell at them to make them just move alreddy. i am a pritty good teecher. i still havent even lossed.

resently was PREZIDENSE DAY! its when you sellabrate the prezidense. its amaizing when you think how almost evryone whos bin prezident has bin ded. their are only a cupple left. one of the bessed ones was Jorge Washing Tin. he was the firsed prezident bc their was alreddy a king in Englind. so out of rispect for the king Jorge was prezident insted, which is like a king ecsept you make peeple think their in charge. but you are realy.

anuther good prezident was Aibra Hamlinkin. he sed the Romancipashion Praclimashion so that evryone could do ennything they feel like, even if their knee grows. before the RP sum peeple had to have jobs they dident like that dident even pay vary much. now its only if they feel like it.

one more thing happend sinse my last blog. it was GROUNDHOGSTAY. their cald groundhogs bc they take up all the ground so no one else can live their. wile their in the ground they make it cold. once evry yeer they send one lucky hog to see if evryones still mad at them. so he comes up and if we look madly then he and all the other hogs stay in the ground a wile longer and keep making it cold. if we look ok then all the hogs spring out of the ground and so its spring now. they were mad this yeer. espeshialy in shicago.

today i had an omlit. an omlit has baby chikins in it wich is the bessed part. in a wile they grow up inside you and becum chikins and thats why omlits are so filling. so when sumone says wich came firsed the chikin or the egg? you can say oviously the egg bc wear else would the chikin come from? its a dum queschin realy.

ok thats enuff i gess. in a wile i will be going on a ROGUE TRIP so stay tooned! freddy out!

Im Like Wutever!

i am thinking i want to put my munney in a hedge fun. i saw the movy OVER A HEDGE. its about a fearless racoon who gets a lot of foods from one side of the hedge (in peoples houses) and puts it on the other side of the hedge. he coonvinces evryone to help him and add more foods to his hedge. he also gets lots of new freds. so i think that would be good.

"what have you been up to this time freddy?" well hold your hoarses! first things first.

theres sno outside. sno is tecnicly when the sky (clowds) turns into the air and falls. sno is cold. and its always where you want to go. so your feet get wet. and you have to sit on top of people so they dont. and evryone takes forever to plao it away from the street but espeshialy from the grass. i dont like sno if you couldent tell. ecsept when you throw snoballs and no one thinks it was you and their cold. sno is funny sumtimes.

ugh i hate it when my compuder wont start!!! it turns on ok but its hard to open it's head. theres a little button you have to press and its hard to open. rrrr! marry listmas yea right!

i am finnishing an on-lyin class about the New Testimeant. its bc im not tecnicly done scool. but i am practicly. the New Testimeant is like the Old Testimeant but better: less pages and less dying and being slaves. and best of all theres Jezus. Jezus did some funny things. like some people were fishing and coudent catch any fishes and bc they were so dum Jezus made there boat almost sink with too many fishes. he also said a lot of things that dont make any cents. and i do that sumtimes. sum of my favrit things he says are the Whoas. like he says Whoa to you Fairerseas! for your, like, unmarked graves. and its a funny picsure in my head.

so thats Jezus.

i red today that the US ecoonomy is getting better bc gobama made sum jobs. i gess bc hes not doing his job he is letting lots of other people do it and thats helping.

since i werked at STARBUX for a wile heres my pinion of their new logo.

i think its good they got rid of the outer sircle so she dosent feel in jale. and its good the words are gone bc their boring. and theres oviously coffy rippling down her hed in S's from under her croun. and theres a star on it and you have to pay a lot of bux to get it so you know what it is alreddy.

ok im tired.

Should Older Quaint Aunts Beaver God?

"wheel take a couple kinds, miss, yep! fur rolled twang sign!"

NEW YEARS STAY is when you change your hole life. you find your New Years Solutions and ficks evrything for a wile and then after some weeks go back to normal. i dont need to change my freddyness but theres some things id like to do. so heres my solutions.

• lose wait (evrything i want will happen rite away so i dont have to wait)
• run a my'll
• not smoke or even be on fyre
• rite sumthing novel
• learn to play peano w/ my feet
• lift waits (see the firsed one)
• do sumthing for myself evry day that i want to do just bc its fun and not just bc i dont feel like doing anything
• watch more T-V's like MADMEN and AVENGER TIME!
• get my booty sleep
• make vidios on YouToo of me
• blog evry day a couple times
• lern my new compuder
• just keep doing what im doing

sounds good to me! what are your solutions? and do you have any ecstras?