Happy Indiepenance Day!

For The Jew Lie #2009! it is a holiday in the Coonited States. at night they show how fire works. in the day they have fun ol' cake and caught un-candy. you are also supposed to have a flag and not let it inside your house bc of the seperation of jerks and state. so far i havent.

"why is it though?" well let me tell you. it all started with our foundering fathers. the 4 fathers (from Rushmore) came to a Merica from the Great Brigand so God could live there. he couldnt come first time so Prometheus took it from him and brought that so they could prove he came (that is why fire works). the Brigish wouldnt let God go though so they had to fight. but he wouldnt fight for them. and the Mericans dumped so much T in the oshean that the Brigish couldnt come get them. but Santa could get past it in his boat the Santa Marina and he brought God with him. once they got there the NME's started getting called Red Coats because of all the blood on them! so they won it and God cursed the Great Brigand by scattaring its tungs so that everyone talked funny.

and then the people who were there alreddy (the Eased Indies and later the Wessed ones) relized they shouldnt be there and should give the coontree to the Wights. they were sorry it took them so long and they made a paper and wrote in it realy pretty and sined it with fancy riting and called it Decoration of Indie Penance. it said that all men are creaited equal (but later they can lose it if their skins are red or if their girls) and they had had their time on the lands alredy so now the Merican Men could have them. and that they were the Coonited States now and not the Brigish and that everyone has some rites. they are: life-liver, tea (remember from before?) and to pursue dove happiness (the pieceful kind). so that is how it all got going Charly Brown.

i know a lot bc i am taking a histry class on Line, it is called Whirled Histry. bc its all mikst together. also i mite be bloging for The Popped & Missed soon but i am still making my own Decoration for them first bc lifecarting dosent pay the builds anymore. but maybe in the while until it i will rite more on hear if you give me things to rite about or queschins? i will be done watching LOSSED soon so i could talk about that. haul'er back yawl!